Tongs Get Stuck Up Your Lettuce Being a Foodie I thought this was quite funny Elan Mudrow Dinnerware doesn’t do Breakfast or even lunch What a stuck up clod. Salad forks maybe specialists But, have been known To stray, to poke a few Meat and potatoes. Paper plates are slobs. Butter knives are dull However, some are really twisted. Does china honestly need Its own cabinet? I mean come on! Spoons dip their way into everything Then stir things up. Spatulas are good spankers. Platters are deep Into the heavy shit. Oh sure, crockpots warm up to you Then turn cold At the garage sale. Wine glasses love attention Always clinking and clanking Over something or other. Steak knives are mean They’re serrated! Ladles can get saucy. Pans get fried all the time And sometimes smoke In between meals. Tongs get stuck up your lettuce. View original postShare this:TwitterFacebookGoogleMoreEmailPrintLinkedInRedditTumblrPinterestPocketLike this:Like Loading... Related Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email.